Scratch my oloygopitraz.

Hey, my name is Michael. I am from Texas and currently going to college. My dream is to work as a professional chef. I also like to procrastinate.
The slide is school, the child is productivity, and the man is me watching productivity leaving.

The slide is school, the child is productivity, and the man is me watching productivity leaving.

(via lolzpicx)

This really hurt.

Best Picture Ever

Best Picture Ever

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

scarecrowartist:

So I found out that I have work in the morning on Halloween.Decided the only way this will work is if I become the Batrista.The Dark Roast Knight.Serving up a piping hot cup…. OF JUSTICE. 

“Excuse me, this isn’t the coffee I wanted-“
“BUT IT’S THE COFFEE YOU NEED RIGHT NOW”

I am the Barista that Starbucks needs, but not the one that it deserves.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

scarecrowartist:

So I found out that I have work in the morning on Halloween.

Decided the only way this will work is if I become the Batrista.
The Dark Roast Knight.
Serving up a piping hot cup…. OF JUSTICE. 

“Excuse me, this isn’t the coffee I wanted-“

“BUT IT’S THE COFFEE YOU NEED RIGHT NOW”

I am the Barista that Starbucks needs, but not the one that it deserves.

(via laughcentre)

Iz I pretty nao?

Iz I pretty nao?